1. This blog is about what I think, not about what you think.  If you want a discussion, go find a forum.  I may post comments that are sufficiently witty or prescient.  Feel free to attack me or my opinions.  But I may bite back.

2. I am the sole arbiter of wit and prescience in this space.

3. You may pimp your blog or site by posting a link in your comment, but only if you have passed tests 1 and 2 above.  Comments that consist solely of a link to your site will not be approved.

Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?  (That’s what she said).